when i’m a doctor doing a surgery right before the person goes out under the anesthesia i’m going to say ‘ok pull up the wikihow article’
(Source: deckthecobralls, via dapenguinninja)
loving you in my sleep
and waking up alone."
— (via catwalkcats)
(Source: absentions, via dapenguinninja)
when you accidentally start watching a crime show and can’t get yourself to switch the channel because now you wanna know who fucking did it